"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
05/07/2015 at 11:16 • Filed to: None
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"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
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Reactions to my high school car:
“Can I have a ride?”
Reactions to my college car:
“Can I have a ride?”
“Why’d you buy a grandma car?”
“What’s that noise?” (loose belt and a few other mystery noises, for the curious)
Reactions to my post-college car:
“That is sexy”
“Beautiful car”
“An automatic? pssh”
“Last time I went here, I rode in a BMW, so obviously that was a little...different”
Reactions to my Saab:
“...”
“This is kind of fun, I guess”
“Your car is in the shop again ?”
“Nice car, what is it?”
“Why are the cupholders so terrible?”
Reactions to my BMW:
“You don’t seem like the type of guy to drive a sporty coupé ”
“Fancy”
“I have to sit in the back? ”
“What’s the difference between a horse and a BMW? A horse’s asshole is on the outside .”
“That’s going to cost a lot to fix when it breaks”
“The cupholders in here are worse than the ones in your Saab”
“Can I have a ride?”
thebigbossyboss
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
05/07/2015 at 11:18 |
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Lol I enjoyed this.
Alfalfa Romeo
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
05/07/2015 at 11:40 |
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“Lol, cup holders”
-Owners of European cars everywhere.
functionoverfashion
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
05/07/2015 at 12:02 |
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Great idea for a thread. Mine would be:
High school
- 1985 Honda Accord: “Hey this used to be your sister’s car, didn’t it?”
- 1990 Civic: “Let’s pull the e-brake again.”
College - 1996 Accord: “It has how many hundred thousand miles?”
First car after college - 2001 GMC Yukon XL, black
My mother - “Can we take the limo?”
Random guy at a party - “Dude, the cops are outside. Did you see that suburban?”
Everyone else - “Can we drink in the back?”
Current cars: 1972 Ford F100 - mint green, mostly original: Literally every single person I see from all walks of life and of all ages says the same thing: “Nice truck,” or slight variations like “awesome truck” or “cool truck.”
And my daily driver, a 2003 BMW 325xi wagon: “Oooh, a BEEMER?” WTF, this car was cheap to buy and is easy to work on and also fun to drive and I have no car payment.
Vicente Esteve
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
05/07/2015 at 12:21 |
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2001 VW Cabrio
“NO WAY! THE ROOF COMES OFF!?”
“PUT THE ROOF DOWN PLEASE!”
“WEEEEE”
“Congrats man, what a cool car”
“I thought it was much shitier!”
2015 Golf
“This is nice man”
“Is this a manual like in Taxi’s??”
“Its so nice man”
“I wish my father was as noble as yours”
*When I use the automatic Park-Tronic Feature
“IT PARKS ITSELF WTF?!”
“HOW THE HELL, STOP THAT!”
“DUDE”
“Bruh”
